Anonymous sent: i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING

panic-at-the-blog:

Someone please kill me now

jacklives:

"This homework is optional but you should do it for practice"

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youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

youcantcancelquidditch:

dorm life

oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and


om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”